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2004-01-06 - 5:38 p.m.
how to find out who really wants to be your friend
- have a terrible breakup.
- kick offending ex-partner out of spacious shared domicile.
- find a new place to live (works best if the new place is equally or even more fabulous than the first place).
- attempt to pack worldly possessions.
- fail miserably.
- fall almost imperceptibly to pieces.
- go home for the holidays.
- return to shared domicile, become even more depressed by looking at unpacked apartment and nervous cats.
- spend a night or two at your brother's house.
- move a few necessities to your new home, spend the night there.
- realise you need help.
- ask everyone you know for help.
- everyone that responds to this request really wants to be your friend.
- offer undying fealty and extravagant appreciation of everyone who offers to assist and/or comfort you.
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