2005-11-19 - 9:38 a.m.

i have a new parttime job at a local newspaper. i really like it, and in honor of my new position, here are headlines from my recent adventures, in no particular order:

• Collaborator Permanently Shunned Over Illicit Photos
  
• Naked Stranger on Leather Couch Rebuffed
  
• Parttime Photo Editing Job Acquired, Enjoyed
  
• Newly Single Friend Dragged Reluctantly from Bar, Bartender
  
• Obsession with Keyboard Karaoke Continues Unabated
  
• Local Band Surprisingly Enjoyable
  
• Picked Up and Put Back Down Again at Local Bar
  
• Best Macaroni and Cheese in the World Served at New Restaraunt
  
• Skinny Youngster Reveals Surprising Interest, Fetish
  
• New Tattoo, Haircolor Part of Annual Image Change
  
• Week-long Birthday Celebration Commences Today