2005-02-14 - 2:04 a.m.

weapons of mass destruction, european tour '05

• twenty-one records purchased
  
• seventeen euros spent on the coin-op internet terminal
  
• fourteen chicken d�ner sandwiches
  
• eleven rides on the london underground
  
• ten hemingway cocktails at 'white trash' in berlin
  
• eight walks across the oberbaum br�cke
  
• seven english language novels
  
• six performances (by other performers) that blew my socks off
  
• six nights staying up too late in london talking to c and drinking too much wine
  
• five indian meals
  
• five marlboro cigarettes smoked
  
• four gigs in three cities
  
• four nightcaps at mysliwska
  
• three email addresses for cute german girls
  
• two museums
  
• two minor emotional meltdowns
  
• two walks along the remainder of the berlin wall
  
• two nights at club transmediale
  
• one never-to-be-requited crush
  
• one firm resolve to find another reason to go back to berlin