2004-10-28 - 10:45 a.m.

pit bulls are the new pugs.
pink is the new black.
pilates is the new yoga.
tai chi is the new pilates.
darfur is the new bosnia.
new york press is the new village voice.
ohio is the new florida.
kerry is the new clinton.
clinton is the new FDR.
TiVo is the new VCR.
al franken is the new rush limbaugh.
air america is the new fox news.
jon stewart is the new walter cronkite.
the internet is the new television.
iPods are the new walkmans.
iPods are the new turntables.
water is the new wine.
xanax is the new pot.
ritalin is the new cocaine.
scones are the new bagels.
low carb is the new low fat.
pasta is the new bacon.
sarcasm is the new cynicism.
fear is the new apathy.