2004-08-26 - 7:10 p.m.

truisms

• hangovers are horrible. they have an almost catholic quailty: a penance for all the fun i had the night before.

• being a slut is harder than it looks.

• streaming internet radio is the best invention since the iPod.

• everyone in new york is just a touch crazier in august, when all the therapists go on vacation.