2003-09-26 - 12:34 p.m.

people who deserve for something mildly disagreeable to happen to them

1. people who park in bus stops.

2. people who talk on their cellphones while driving fast.

3. people who drive hummers.

4. cops who write tickets for a lack of seatbelt.

5. people who don't wipe their sweat off the machines at the gym.

6. militant vegatarians.

7. snobby restauranteurs.

8. hipsters under 30 who whine about being too old.

9. smokers who bitch incessantly about the smoking ban.

10. joe lieberman.

people who actually deserve to come to a bad end, just to prove that evil is eventually punished

1. CEOs who make more than 200 times the salary of their employees.

2. the architects of the bush administration.

3. the person who thought up charging $1.50 for every ATM transaction.

4. the RIAA lawyers.

un(der)sung heroes whose reward should come on earth and not in heaven, because we all need to believe in something

1. the engineers that invented the POD (amp simulator for guitar).

2. the dairymen at ronnybrook farms.

3. the inventor of breathe right nasal congestion relief strips.

4. the chefs at 'diner' in brooklyn.

5. people who leave their spot with 30 minutes or more still left on the meter.